my celebrity crushes suck because i don’t want to have sex with them or kiss them or touch butts or anything i just want to be their best friend and work with them and have conversations and have in-jokes and somehow it’s worse

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  • Eduardo: hey I just met you
  • Eduardo: and this is crazy
  • Eduardo: but I'm your best friend, I'm here for you and we should bone god Mark are you hurt your girlfriend was so mean let me comfort you with my dick yes I'll give you the money for Facebook because you asked me for it and you're so excited for this let's listen to each other get blow jobs I'll visit you in California even in the rain what did you mean get left behind yeah I'll come out to the million members party oh god you diluted my shares to .03% you asshole I'm going to sue you I was your only friend you had one friend
  • Eduardo: so call me maybe
#yes   #good  
 
 

Please welcome Tom Hiddleston, lord of the Loki fandom.

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